Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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