thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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