Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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