He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you guys were way drunker than both of me
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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