I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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