Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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