I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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