How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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