I CAN MOONWALK!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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