Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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