Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
