I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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