I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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