He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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