the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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