I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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