is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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