the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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