we have officially lost it.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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