Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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