You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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