Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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