yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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