turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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