awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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