I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Can you bring me the toilet please
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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