careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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