I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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