Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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