I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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