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(973): View more from New Jersey

They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do

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(541): View more from Oregon

I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore

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(619): View more from California

my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home

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Was he satisfied?

(416): View more from Toronto

No, and very vocal about it.

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(516): View more from New York

Gotcha. How bad is it?

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Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon

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(404): View more from Georgia

That man makes my giblets tingle

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Congrats? I think?

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