just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
