i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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