My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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