sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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