Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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