This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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