week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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