So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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