also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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