So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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