Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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