theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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