Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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