Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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