my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
