I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
