Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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