so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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