I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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