he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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