so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
a search helicopter?!
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Two words: nipple clamps
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