wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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