Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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