But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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