Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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