just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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